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Current lifestyles of CHER, Bob Seager, Christiano Ronaldo, Ringo Star, Paul McCartney, Jon Bon Jovi, Elton John, JEFF LYNNE, Axl Rose, ROWAN ATKINSON, Roger Daltrey,  Barry Manilow, MICK JAGGER, KEITH RICHARDS, RONNIE WOOD, Dolly Parton,  BRIAN MAY, Rod Stewart, ELVIS PRESLEY, Bono, OZZIE OSBORNE etc and concerts by many other artists including Pink, DD, D, B, M & T, Grand Jam concerts.  ALL THESE CAN BE FOUND ON MY THREE MUSIC VIDEO PAGES. Many of the artists are regular visitors. To access them and other pages, use the brown Menu Bar above.  

Welcome to my reguLAR visitors from UK, USA, aUSTRALIA, AND sOUTH AFRICA, PLUS NEW VISITORS FROM SWEDEN, ireland and now colombia.....ROCK ON!  IF YOU LIKE IT, TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.....AND IF YA DON'T...JUST SHUT UP! 

Slideshow - Who's the REAL PRESIDENT?
UK Political Slideshow

We all make mistakes, as the dalek said climbing off the dustbin. That's what Kier's parents said when he was born

Most of the world wants to do this......

Much bigger ones in Westminster

Demand increasing in almost every State...and Greenland now mass producing their own 

The American people now realise I was good for them, and of course, Greenland will be safer under my control

Variety slideshow

The two most dangerous men on earth

I Wanna Be Like You Swing City

P e n i s    R e l a y

Hillbilly Rock Line Dance

Little  boy  goes  to  his  mum  and  asks  that  if  big  sheep  have  little  sheep  and  big  cows  have  little  cows,  why  don’t  big  trains  have  little  trains? She  doesn’t  know  and  tells him  to  ask  his  Dad.  He  doesn’t  know,  but  tells  him  to  see  the  station  master.  Well,  he  replies,  as  far  as  I’m  concerned;  all  the  trains  in  my  station  always  pull  out  on  time.

 

Group  of  school  children  in  English  lesson .  They  have  to  give  teacher  a  sentence  with  “contagious”  in  it.  One  chap  says  that  he  has  to  wash  himself  every  day  and be   careful  what  he  does  in  order  not  to  catch  any  contagious  diseases.  Another  boy  says  that  he  was  walking  down  a  street  the  other  day  with  his  dad,  when  they  saw  this  big  pile  of  rubble  which  was  a  demolished  building. There  was  an  Irish  chap  there  trying  to  shift  it  all  on  his  own,  and  all  he  had  was  a  little  wheel  barrow.  His  daddy  said  that  it  would  take  that  contagious  to  shift  it.

 

What  would  Elvis  Presley  be doing  today  if  he  was  alive?  He’d  be  scratching  his  coffin  trying  to  get  out.

 

Why  did  Mickey Mouse  think  his  wife  Minnie  was  having  an  affair?  Donald  Duck  said  she’s  fucking  goofy.

 

Mixed  class  of  children  in  a  human  biology  lesson.  Girl  of  18  asks  if  she  can  have  babies.  Yes  said  the    teacher.  Girl  of  12  then  asks  the  same.  Teacher  said  not  really.  Then  a  girl  of  5  asks  if  she  can.  Definitely  not  said   teacher.  Oh,  she  replies  and  turns  to  the  little  chap  beside  her  and  says  I  TOLD you was alright!

My name is BOND.......Unibond....I've come to fill your crack

Brotherhood line dance - Voghera
00:00 / 03:34
Day O, Banana Boat Song H.Belafonte

Click the black arrow in brown audio bars......but beware.....they don't all contain music!

Is Paul McCartney an asshole?

Simple Twist of Fate

New video revealing Paul McCartney's & Ringo Starr's wealth secret wealth on Music Video Page 3

Burning Love. Dr & Medics

Simon Cowell's lifestyle and wealth etc

Britney Spears 2025 lifestyle on Music Video page 2

13 page Sports slideshow

Reason why you do it

Lifestyle  2025 for Rowan "Mr Bean" Atkinson now on Music Videos Page 2

Religious slideshow

I don’t wish to upset people and realise how beneficial believing can be, but the fact is that

Jesus wasn’t born on 25 December and no date is given anywhere. It was impossible for the Magi and shepherds to have been there on the same night e.g. the Magi followed a star that only appeared upon his birth. The two gospel accounts of his birth conflict – how? The only witnesses were his parents. Who delivered him? The Basilica of the Nativity was apparently built on the site of the stable. How did they know over 35 years later, where he was born? It would have been developed. Downstairs you can kiss the exact spot where was born……how can they prove that?! The four Gospels were not written by the names given to them and written forty or fifty years after his supposed death. Why take so long to record such a famous person?  Emperor Constantine created Christianity by issuing an Edict of Milan in 313 and proclaimed himself to be one. It was created to subdue great civil unrest to give the Jews somebody to believe in.  There are other examples of the story we are given that just don’t make sense.  These facts are easily found in the Gospel according to St. Google. The former Archbishop of Canterbury has now admitted that he had to resign as there was so much child abuse that he could not cope with it, even though it was part of his very well paid job. KING CHARLES IS HEAD OF CHURCH OF ENGLAND! . All members of the same club

Tina Turner  Arnhem, Netherlands

On Facebook, there are loads of women wanting attention. Many images are artificial. They go to absurd lengths to get displayed. Some are simply grotesque, and have more than one birthday. Their captions have nothing to do with them. They are sooo lonely and cant understand why. To a guy, the reason's obvious. Some are like real Fat Slags, living proof that two into one does go. Have higher inflation than their own country's. Farmers forbid them on their land for fear of Mad Cow Disease. Any man has to be on top. Who allows them to post on FB? It's not a dating site. Why do this on a worldwide site? These are all genuine, so guys have a laugh!  These are changed almost daily as there is such a great variety!

Slideshow

Kylie Minogue   Lifestyle & wealth on Music Videos Page 1

Jenifer Lopez    Lifestyle and wealth on Music pages 1 to 3 

Jon Bon Jovi's lifestyle and huge wealth and more  at Music Video Page 1

Ties That Bind. B. Springsteen

Bruce Springsteen     lifestyle  2025

03 Darlington Country
11 Dancing In The Dark

Guy goes to Doctor's after a rock concert, thinking he's losing his hearing. Doctor asks him "what are the symptoms?" " They're a cartoon programme on TV"  Deafinitely a good one

Racial & Immigration Slideshow

Snow is the only thing that settles in the UK and doesn't claim benefit

All the illegal immigrants entering this country, that the Government cannot account for are creating many no-go areas, particularly in London. Therefore, the Metropolitan Police have updated their procedures. They're going to put Persil in the water cannons, to stop the coloureds from running.

See Music Video page 1 for Elton John's current lifestyle

Bohemian Rhapsody Menopause

See Rock & Roll Dance Show page for many more of these musical characters

Click music note for sound

Ruble's worth nothin' and their press ain't free

A day in the life of the Yung Un, North Korean leader

All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down
Three Nuns in Desert

Mick Jagger. Lifestyle

15 page slideshow

Third Finger, Left Hand. Instrumental
00:00 / 02:55

Ronnie Wood. Lifestyle

Pink Panther Theme Original Version

Keith Richards  lifestyle and wealth 2025

Olly Murrs & Muppets. I just want you to dance with me tonight

There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis K. McColl

Slideshow

The Palace publicity team are now promoting Will & Kate on Facebook. Maybe it's because of at least two anti-royal groups there: Down with the Crown & Sick of the Royal Bullshit. These groups are now very popular.

It is obvious that Jesus did not exist, yet the King has to believe as Head of C of E.  He keeps the child abusing clergy in a job! He couldn't be King without them.........please forgive him? A right Charlie!

Red River Rock. Orchestral dance

Let's Dance (Karaoke Version) (Or

Brian Ferry. Simple twist of fate

Good golly...looks like Dolly.....
Teenage Kicks

Many years ago, she was asked to work in a nightclub....two bouncers for the price of one

Rockin' .............

Brian May's lifestyle video on Music Video page 3

Watching You

Friggin' in the riggin'

The Story Guitar instrumental Good

Japan's National Penis Day

Move It Instrumental

World Pricks slideshow

Little Black Book

Fruit fun

Little old lady, shaking very badly, goes into a sex shop and asks if they sell (gives brand name & model) of a vibrator.  Assistant tells her they do and asks if she would she like to see one. N-N-n-n-n-nooo. Can you just tell me how to turn the bloody thing off!
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