Musical videos/Kernowmick/United Kingdom

Seen from Artemis II

If Starmer was listed in the Epstein files, it would do his pathetically weak image a lot of good!

Now over 100,000 illegal immigrants (scroungers). Protests growing outside all the hotels used to house them at tax payer's expense. Now over 150,000 claiming asylum support of £50 a week while also being given free NHS treatment and many other benefits. See Immigration section below.

Military uprising against Trump

Macho Pete. He told the top US Commander to stand down! See video above

These take priority over those in genuine life threatening danger in the Channel

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Typical UK Bank Holiday..........

Liar Aid 2026

It came from Mar A Lago.........

His staff are not allowed to wear white coats, as the reason would be obvious. His Cabinet meetings are by himself in a small room with a giant mirror, which provides all his reassurance. Meanwhile, Mel's in another room being advised how to manage the Press

What his own soldiers think of him.....actually very accurate

Now his Trial.........

If you thought Farage was the answer.........

NOT a good Reform election tactic..........

Trump destroys Starmer.......in song

Laughing stock....

Adult crackers

1976 UK hits

The real NHS?

NHS Sperm doning

Status Quo.. In the Army now

Glue. Ken Dodd & Dicky Mint

Celebrities real names

For Mick, Keith, Ron, Paul, Ringo, Elton, Rod, JBJ & Bruce S. etc. Just OLDER eh?!

Celebrity musician pyramid builders

Nina Conte (centre) ventriliquism

Irish!

Top ten luxury cars 2026

I don’t want to upset people and realise how beneficial believing can be, but the fact is that Jesus wasn’t born on 25 December and no date is given anywhere. It was impossible for the Magi and shepherds to have been there on the same night e.g. the Magi followed a star that only appeared upon his birth. The two gospel accounts of his birth conflict – how? The only witnesses were his parents. Who delivered him? The Basilica of the Nativity was apparently built on the site of the stable. How did they know over 35 years later, where he was born? It would have been developed. Downstairs you can kiss the exact spot where he was born……how can they prove that?! The four Gospels were not written by the names given to them and written forty or fifty years after his supposed death. Why take so long to record such a famous person? Emperor Constantine created Christianity by issuing an Edict of Milan in 313 and proclaimed himself to be one. It was created to subdue great civil unrest to give the Jews somebody to believe in. There are other examples of the story we are given that just don’t make sense. THESE FACTS ARE EASILY FOUND IN THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ST. GOOGLE . THE NEW & FIRST FEMALE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY WILL DO NOTHING TO STOP THE CHILD ABUSE. KING CHARLES IS HEAD OF THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND All members of the same club......HOWEVER....what the Bible doesn't tell you is that Jesus was not popular with women.......he took three to rise again

All the little boys will now continue being abused as Pope Leo will not do anything about it........as he's happy living in luxury promoting the biggest lie on Earth...AaaaaaMEN!

Where the idea came from to create the Jesus person

LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE

Save me an Easter egg, Peter, I’ll be back in three days

Now let me get this straight. You want to be King of the Jews & cut off the top of my what?

No, You’re not going to turn that water into wine. Buy your round like everyone else.

Can you cross your legs please, we’ve only got one nail left.

I don’t care who you are. No one walks on the water when I’m fishing.

If you drop that bloody cross one more, you’re out of the procession.

You come here covered in sheep shit, with no presents, telling me that a young lady in white with wings sent you to come & see our new baby, & you expect me to believe you’re not pissed?

You mean with all those angels in Heaven, God came down to Earth just to knock you up? Bollocks!

It’s Christmas, I’m pregnant, you forgot to order a taxi & now you tell me we haven’t got a hotel room?

Haven’t you got anything else? I hate tuna sandwiches.

Hey Jesus, how do you fancy a few days in Jerusalem with the boys over Easter. It’ll be good for your health.

You stupid bastard. If you’d had turned left after the Red Sea, we’d have had the oil & the Arabs would have had the oranges.

Get back Eve, I don’t know how big this thing is going to get.

Return to Earth? You must be joking! I went there once, got some woman pregnant & they haven’t stopped talking about it since.

Blessing in disguise

How the person on the Shroud of Turin would have looked

GRANDMA
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a, 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Share Grandma's letter with your friends!

Most expensive guitars ever sold

After musical epics Won't get fooled again and Bohemian Rhapsody, there is......Every Sperm is Sacred................

Harry Potter Disco Fever

Whole lotta shakin'

Ring of fire..........

There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis K. McColl

Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...) 1

Lobster song

Guess.....

Sit Down Instrumental

American Hospital in Vietnam

Go on, hit it......

Pubic Hair Song

Many more of these characters can be found on my Rock and Roll Dance Show page with loads of music etc. Click the black arrow...........but beware.....they don't all contain music, and not for the easily offended!

Large numbers of these bags are to be strapped to your car dashboard as extra airbag protection. The few crisps inside will EASILY disintegrate upon impact

Sex Book Joke Hit the ceiling R & RB

My Coo Ca Choo instrumental Dave Monk

Just hit the arrow

Bath Romans

Rockin' all over the world

Snow is the only thing that settles in the UK and doesn't claim benefit

Living next door to Ali....

The Government cannot account for all the illegal immigrants entering this country, who are creating many no-go areas, particularly in London. Therefore, the Metropolitan Police have updated their riot procedures. They'll put Persil in the water cannons, to stop the coloureds from running.

Crewkerne is a town in Somerset, UK

Real origins of England's football team

Manchester City Salaries

Songs that Paul Simon wish he had written

Deep Puppy

Queatles

The Palace publicity team are promoting William & Kate extensively on Facebook, partly due to the growing resentment towards them by millions who realise their true characters.
At least two anti-royal groups on Facebook: Down with the Crown & These groups are extremely popular.

It is obvious that Jesus did not exist, yet Charles has to believe as Head of Church of England. He keeps the child abusing clergy in a job! He couldn't be King without them.........A right Charlie!

Now just Andrew Mounbatten Windsor

Hold My Cock, Living On a Prayer

Original MPF Circus members

Melt with you. Modern English

Women: You don't know how to navigate web sites, so.......ask a man

Titanic pot hole?

Macca......on the run

Inspiration for Brown Sugar

Ringo asks Keith Moon how he joined the Who (why sunglasses?)

Let it be....country

PENIS SONG (Sound of Silence)

Hello Penis, my old friend

I’ve come to play with you again.

When those wet dreams come a-creeping,

I spurt my seed while I am sleeping

And with your helmet planted firmly in your hand,

It will expand

While jerking off in silence.

In horny dreams I get a bone

I beat off on cobble stones

Beneath the halo of a street lamp

I see a whore who’s getting very damp

For forty pounds in a flash she’s on her back

She spreads her crack

And twitches her twat in silence

And the ants came out and played

In the fucking mess I ‘d made

But in heeding daddy’s warning

That mum would find it in the ;morning

So I rolled out of bed and wiped it up with my shirt

God, what a squirt!

Jerking off in silence.

YESTERDAY

Yesterday, all my muscles seemed to feel O.K

Now my body doesn’t work today

Oh, I went training yesterday

Muscles ache

They’d be better if they stayed in bed

Now it feels as if they’re made of lead,

I wish I’d stayed home yesterday

Why did I run that extra mile

It felt so vile

But what the heck

Now it’s clear

I’m a mere physical wreck

Bloodshot eyes

And my tongue is twice it’s normal size

It’s at times like these I realise

Drinking isn’t all that wise

Why I drank that beer

Isn’t really clear

It’s just a blur

I don’t feel so young

And my tongue is lined with fur

Yesterday

Rugby seemed a healthy game to play

Now my body is in disarray

Shouldn't have gone training yesterday.

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm

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